HOW TO GET THE MILLENNIAL VOTE

You want to reach these millennials

Then you have to identify with them at their level

They look at politics as boring and stuffy

And they barely know for office who is running

They form opinions from ill-informed people

And get their facts and news from social media

Even if they research what is or isn’t true

How do they know the source isn’t also fake news?

Why do you think people tune in to Trump?

because they are entertained by his stupid stuff

People like watching dumbass idiots

Hell, we watch YouTube videos clips

Even if they don’t agree with his behavior

It’s the drama they seem to favor

They enjoy watching the crude and outrageous

Why do you think Trump is so contagious?

Think about the reality shows that are on

And how we tune in to all the drama it spawns

We enjoy watching dissing battles of drop the mic

And things people do on a commercial for a Klondike

Yes, these rhymes are distasteful

But isn’t he the same though

Sometimes in order to stop a bully

You have to do things just as unruly

Once you get people’s attention

And they actually start to listen

You can then take the lead

And show them a better way to be

So, you want a millennial

Here is how you get one

Controversial people need to be brought in

The ones who know how to play this game better than him

People that have reached all classes and generations

The outrageous people that induce certain sensations

They need to be controversial but respected

That is what makes them to millennials, connected

So, if you can bring these particular people in

You might just begin to have a Democratic win

People will hang on their every word

Even if you see it as a theater of absurd

At that point when people begin to listen

Is when you step up to eliminate the division

Then and only then will you get a millennial

And we can impeach this treasonous criminal