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I'M SO PORTLAND OR EVERYTHING YOU'VE HEARD IS WEIRD
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I'm so Portland
my bike has a bike
it only takes out on weekends
I'm so Portland
this poem is in a free box
and comes with a ukelele
I'm so Portland
you can pickle it
but not until next week
because I'm on a raw juice cleanse
I'm so Portland
I wrote this poem 3 years ago
in my best friend's basement
that was converted from a warehouse
and is now a farmer's market
but you've probably never heard of it
I'm so Portland
I don't actually live in Vancouver
or Beaverton
I'm so Portland
my bike's bike has one handlebar
mustache
I'm so Portland
I brewed my own coffee
but I won't drink it
until it's vintage
I'm so Portland
right now I am reading that new article about how to read articles
I'm so Portland
I work at
I'm so Portland
I just moved here from Tuscon
Denver
and Boise
I'm so Portland
this poem was filmed in French
and these are the subtitles