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86 YEARS & 266 BEERS
A woman once asked God to make her feel good
At once he responded and told her he would
The woman found herself holding a vibrating stick
She said, "Surely I didn't mean this, but I won't lie it's slick."
She asked God to give her happiness and joy
God responded by giving her another little toy
She played with it for a while before she was bored
But she found that there were better things she could afford
She prayed that God give her someone to love
A man came into her life, he swooped in like a dove
The woman was happy and said I want one more thing
The man got down on a knee holding a diamond ring
"That's not what I want," she said, "I don't need wealth."
She begged God to give her peace of mind and her health
She waited for the longest time, "God that is all that I ask."
86 years & 266 beers later she died with nothing but an empty flask
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