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Private Notes
Private Notes
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Your dreams are stolen from sitcoms
And only parodies of what you really want
I play a bit part.
I can't play
I don't like aprons
Or hanging baskets of flowers
We would wander through
Too daily
You would end up having an affair with a
Woman who wanted her
Pony princess life
And the writers wouldn't know what to do about the story gap
When I didn't show up to work on Monday.
The hiatus would last a few weeks
You would get a new wife
(College sweetheart from your past)
And she wants two and a half children
By the time she's maxed out your credit cards
Found herself a book club
And a rope of pearls
Panic will set in
But you're on a contract
You will never find me again.
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I feel like this happens constantly in relationships. I wonder why.. Great work and thanks for sharing!
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Very relatable. Thank you for sharing!
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Thanks Ceara, always great to hear that something translates a little to other people's stories!
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Really honest and blunt and an interesting way to see things.
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Appreciate the comments, thank you so much!
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By the time she's maxed out your credit cardsFound herself a book clubAnd a rope of pearlsPanic will set in
Funny and sad because it is often exactly what happens when people settle with the wrong person.
Thank you -- this was based on a 6 year relationship I had that just fizzled until it popped. Thanks for the comments!